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Friday, October 3rd, 2008
9:58 pm - NUIT BLANCHE!!
Hey everyone!

I'm currating the Red Head Gallery @ 401 richmond (that cool building beside the mamma's pizza at adelaide and spandina) for 130am to 4 am on as part of nuit blanche tomorrow

you get to see me be art AND keep me company!!! isn't that kick ass?

nuit blanche is good artsy fun, so come if you can...it starts saturday (tomorrow) at 7 pm and runs until 7am sunday morning...good times to be had!!!

so come see me and call if you're unsure where i am( i could be using the facilities...it happens)

ciao!!!

~Pixie~

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Sunday, February 17th, 2008
1:14 pm
wow, the weather is mega crazy and i almost broke my neck on my stairs about 6 times this week....fantastic....everything melts during the day just to freeze back over at nite....sweet.


my new boss at werk is pretty cool...he's mega nice and says he'll never freak out....awesome...he's rather encouraging which is a very nice change of pace.

what else?

i'm hosting einsteins' on the 16th of march...will make a nicer post about it later...um...what else...

i really dig cranberry juice and soda water...i don't know why, but i do...what else....

i almost out-ate someone at steak...i don't know if i can hang out with this person...wait, he's cute...sure i can...what else....


that's it...life is kinda uneventful right now...i keep getting asked about my love life and it is non existent, so i have nothing to tell anyone...

ciao

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Monday, September 3rd, 2007
10:16 pm
gig-ish post

I'm doing in a frosh show at the University of Waterloo...yeah trying to be funny to kids who can't drink yet! Thank you elimination of OAC!

BUT on Thursday Sept 13th I will be at McVeigh's (on Church) as part of a contest to try and win 500$...help me try and buy a new pair of shoes or 2! The show starts around 8 ish i think,
I'll update before the show to let you know more.

it's a slow start, but i'm starting to socialize...go me!!!

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Sunday, August 5th, 2007
10:24 am - the earth is flat...
i say this, because i fell off the face of it.
I never know who to call to hang out anymore, being anti-social for some time now, i'm not sure who'll want to still hang out with me.

so if you do, don't be afraid to call, because i'm afraid to call you.
you might like me, then again, you might not.
i plan on making more time for friends and shows. work shall no longer consume my spare time.

= )

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Monday, March 26th, 2007
9:28 pm - Giggity giggity GIG POST!
That's right! It's almost the first Friday of next month...and almost April Fool's Day...which means:

Sunday April 1st
Einstein's ( college and spadina area)
Humber Kids a-plenty (the big joke is that they won't be famous right out of school, I'm so going to shatter their dreams!)
8pm start
NO COVER

Friday April 6th (Good Friday)
Gladstone Hotel Art Bar (really small room beside the big karaoke room)
Queen & Gladstone (Dufferin)
Wacky Fridayz featuring the Dirty Dropletz (sketch with me in it) and other guests that i don't know who they are
8pm start
PWYC

come out come out where ever you are.....


~ Pixie ~

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
9:42 pm - Shows!
For those of you who want to know about my shows directly b/c, like me, you don't always check lj, email me at chris_b_comedy@hotmail.com and i'll add you to a mailing list that, bi-weekly, will let know about where i'm going to be funny.

and on that note: here's a gig post!

Friday Feb 9th @ the Gladstone Hotel Art Bar
$5 approx.
8 or 9pm start

The Dirty Droplets (my sketch troupe but not my choice of name)
featuring Approximately 3 Peters and Megan Fraser
then a super fun dance party afterwords!

It's my first sketch show in a long ass time show it should be great!

We'll be monthly at the Gladdy but this is THE first show, and there can only be one first show.

S'all good.
I'm still alive,too, just so's you know's.

current mood: artistic

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Sunday, December 24th, 2006
8:17 pm - I'm alive
yeah....so....i exist really...i know there have been sightings of me and none of you have believed each other, convinced that i was just a myth, that i had died or moved to france or something like that

but no...i'm still real

things have been hectic, being in retail and it being the holiday (fuck, it's christmas, get over it) season.

3 people quit so the golden girl of windows and wardrobing was there to pick up slack, train new people, get involved in stupid STUPID retail drama and get a raise...booyah!

comedy is getting there...i NEED to do more shows...my timing is getting better and better and i'm still not tired of my old jokes. acting is slowly getting there too...i finally had a paid gig this year! wooooooooot! one small step...

i have a 2nd job for a few extra bucks...only a few know about it...but its really easy and i see a lot of drunk ppl you figure out what it might be

so yeah...

merry christmas, happy new year (i'll be in montreal! wooooooooot!) and maybe call me if you want to hang out...i'll pencil you in..

JANUARY 21ST IS MY BIRTHDAY SHOW AT EINSTEIN'S! you better come, i'm going to try and get my parents out, that should be fun


g'nite!!!

~ Pixie ~

ps tell santa i want fucking snow and barbie's dream house for christmas...it ain't christmas without snow!

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Saturday, November 11th, 2006
4:57 pm - Alright bitches...
Ok, I know the weather is absolute shit today but this is important.

ALL the proceeds of this show go to charity.


These are kids who can't go 30mins out of their day without puking or having to go to the bathroom. These kids are really prone to infection as well and can't live normal lives. They can't go to the movies. They can't really go to class. They can't go on dates with a boyfriend or girlfriend. Imagine everything that you do on a regular Saturday (go to dinner, the mall, hang out at a friends place) and imagine all those options are taken away from you. You are pretty much isolated in your home and have to rely on your family to take care of you for the rest of your life. You aren't a vegetable or cripped, which makes it worse because you could be just like everyone else, nothing makes you look out of the ordinary except if there's no bathroom, you're fucked.

Please. Come to this show tonight. It would really mean a lot to me and to these kids.

"Laffs & More Laffs"
The Humber College Comedy Program's Alumni Show
The Drake Hotel@1150 Queen St. W. in Toronto(b/t Ossington and Dufferin)
Saturday November 11th'06.(TONITE)
8:30pm.
$10 cover.

Hosted By Ms. Chris Brazeau

I'm a little upset with people who said they would show up to last nite's show and didn't and missed out on some of the best sketch comedy in the city and from New York. It was a great show but only 25 people came out. I know you're all saving for the holidays and what not (I want a new bike and a Barbie Dream House, just so you know) but it's 10 freakin' dollars. I know some of you have to eat, but you know what, these kids can't. They do and all the nutrients just goes right out of their bodies right after they eat.

So, see you tonight.

~ Pixie ~

current mood: stressed

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Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
2:22 pm - You MUST go!
"Laffs & More Laffs" - The Humber College Comedy Programs Alumni Show at The Drake Hotel@1150 Queen St. W. in Toronto on Saturday November11th'06. 8:30pm.$10 cover.

Hosted By Ms. Chris Brazeau

Special Guest include Ms. Jordyn Shapiro from The Foundation for Inflammatory Bowel Disease in Children.

The Comedy Green Room Presents...
Jeff McEnery

Dorothy Heal
Alex Roach

Bobby Mair
Tyler Morrison
Linda Belt

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Sunday, October 29th, 2006
6:07 pm - Guess what
show tonite at einstein's...go to it!

and a show on tuesday at savage...i will be modelling so it will be great!!

me+pvc+depressed ex bf= me looking utter hot

so go to it it'l be great...i already said that...i only repeat myself b/c i know it'll be that great..


tuesday is halloween...so is the show, so dress up...but not as goths..that would be so high school.


luv,

~Pixie

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Wednesday, October 25th, 2006
11:04 pm
i know some of you are still alive...i am, which is good

i see a few of you oot and aboot, but i haven't been...

i think i've got the winter blahs and didn't eat much last week.
i'm drinking less coffee...which is a good thing? not sure b/c i really like coffee.
yogurt makes me sick...helps your digestion my ass. more like gives me a stomach ache all morning, making me cranky at work, meaning people get yelled at. but oh, how i love yelling at people at work for what they've done wrong. it's rather amusing watching them come up with excuses as to how they aren't responsible...you're in a position of power, you should care, it's your fault if it doesn't get done.


i have a fake myspace...i swore i wouldn't get one but i have one...someone made it for me...amelieinparis i think...yeah...so add me...much hilarity could ensue....it's full of bands and people actually from france...crazyness....i didn't even do anything and i got friends...

i'm trying to talk to people more in "real life" than online...mostly b/c i don't have internet...also b/c i've forgotten what talking to friends is like...work is one thing...that's kinda different...so yeah, if you miss me, call me. i'd like to hear from you, really...just not when i'm at work...like friday nites...yeah i have another job...sorta...easy money and who doesn't like that? it has nothing to do with pimping myself out so no worries there kids


shows....i still do those...sunday for instance...i'll be doing a spot at einstein's...and the week after i'm hosting...there are chicken wings to be had(for a price) but they are most tasty...i encourage that...and a bigger bigger big show nov 11th(so you can't forget) at the drake hotel...costs about $10 but darn it, it's worth it and there's a band up after our show...

so yeah...i hope you read this far....spiffy....and yes, i do use terms from the 50's...things were neat-o back then.


ciao

~Pixie

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Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006
9:17 pm
i'm alive...just working a lot.....festivals and plays and work and werk.....oh and my comp is busted somehow.....[info]dev_null, could you do me a favour and take a look at it for me on saturday? call me about it b/c the phone is more personal...and b/c my comp doesnt work, i can't get my emails...this is by magic...pixie magic....can't wait for rancid next saturday...going to be great....pics soon....i think...maybe....perhaps...i'll see how good you are.......so behave my little ones.



~ Pixie ~

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Monday, August 14th, 2006
9:29 pm - you should go...
it's Luke's Birfday!!!!! Lots of girls in slutty clothes! (including me, but not til later)...he wants certains ones of you there...like you mohawk jeff...and you pierre...and you joey ju joe junior...and anyone else that knows him that knows me = )


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Friday, August 11th, 2006
8:06 pm - GIG POST!
That's right, I'm actually do a show...that isn't einstein's...


SATURDAY AUGUST 12TH (TOMORROW!!!)
Free Times Cafe (back room, College and Spadina, north side of college, west of spadina)

ALL FEMALE COMEDY SHOW!!!
TIME: 9PM (EST/STANDARD TIME)
ADMISSION: Fiy dolla! ($5)
THESE LADIES WILL MAKE YOU WANNA HOLLA! (with laughter!)



bad joke i know, but i promise the jokes at the show will be better!!!


other than that, i'm alive...apparently if i don't smile while i'm working, it means i'm being snappy and pissed off...when really i'm focused at the task at hand...silly people, we can't always be rainbows and sunshine.


oh and i'm finally going to get my contacts...yeah 2 MONTHS later...they FORGOT to order them....i called to ask about them and luckily i did, or i never would have gotten them. so now they've put a "rush" on it. whatever....no more glasses for me! finally i can see without the world being smuggy!

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Tuesday, August 1st, 2006
6:47 pm - You NEED to go.....


I'll be there, how about you?

edit: the band is 'supposed' to be there....so theyll show up if you do = )

current mood: cheerful

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Sunday, June 25th, 2006
2:27 pm
Ein-stein's TONITE!

229 College Street (south side of college, one block east of spadina)
8pm start (ends around 10pm or earlier)
FREE!

There is limited seating so get there early...the room is getting much more packed (mostly b/c of the air conditioning) b/c we're oh so very very funny
The line up is awesome tonite and i'm HOSTING, meaning i'll be hilarious for 2 whole hours.

come out come out where ever you are......


current mood: chipper

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Saturday, June 24th, 2006
8:49 am
I know..it's early for me on a saturday....thanks to everyone who came out last nite..that was super wicked of you!! the clothes kicked major ass...although i had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction ; ) things were good

so! me being the busy little bee that i am, i have a show tomorrow! I'm hosting ein-stein's meaning i'll be funny all nite

8pm start
FREE
awesome wings
awesome ultimate fries (if you've never had these, prepare for a heart attack)
located at college and spadina (one block east of spadina on the south side of college)

come out, come out, where ever you are......

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Friday, June 23rd, 2006
1:10 pm

You should come....do eeeeeeeeeet! I'll be modelling for Dark Destiny Designs = D

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Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
10:02 am - TONITE BITCHES!
LIVE BANDS! EARLY START! 9PM! CHEAP DRINKS TIL 12! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! AND LOTS OF THEM!!!!!!!!



so come on out! it should be good, i'll be spinning in between bands (it's sounds really impressive, don't it?)


~ Pixie ~

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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
10:45 pm - You totally need to come...
Radiohead After Party....

i'm dj-ing mostly all nite, and they're paying me this time
woot



if you are in this poster, you must attend...you know who you are....


No cover, cheap drinks....so do it!

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